Someone get this guy a bike

September 18, 2007

Posted a Craigslist today:

Need Bike, Have Sperm – $1

My boys swim.

I am 31, physically fit, attractive, and graduated with honors.

I need a bike. Nothing too expensive, around $500 or so.

Lets talk.

Reply to: sale-425398393@craigslist.org



  1. Hey, if he rides a Brooks seat too much his “guys” won’t be swimming as much. Guess they’ll have to get ’em now.

  2. I forgot to mention that this was a local post. Only in Philly…

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