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So I’m watching the news in bed last night and not paying much attention until I see a reporter knock on the door of a philly rowhouse. A disgusting fat guy answers the door in nothing but a bathrobe.
ANYTIME you see that you KNOW something good’s about to happen. Sure nuff: He asks, “is the camera running?”
Well, you can see what fun ensues in the clip above.
Funny shit. Post on blog. End of story.
But the house looked familiar, and when the reporter mentioned Pemberton Street, I knew it was the house I lived in for around 6 years!
The story is this: The fat flasher is one Lawrence Richette, the son of Judge Lisa Richette, an eccentric family court jurist since 1971. The son was arrested for attacking and injuring his 79-year-old mother.
I read about her in the news a year or so ago because she’s had “random” run-ins with muggers and/or disgruntled people whom she’s prosecuted in the past.
Today this story made the front page of philly.com and the Inquirer as well as many other outlets, which report that the judge and her son have had many arguments in public on Pemberton Street, and all the neighbors on the block warn newcomers to stay away from Lawrence Richette because of his confrontational nature.
The reports don’t make any connection between this attack and her oddly-numerous previous attacks, but it looks to me like the police might have to look further into the other attacks; they’ll probably find that the son played a part and they weren’t so random.
After I moved out my buddy bought the place and put a bunch of money into it, with all the nicest amenities. When he sold it, he said the buyer was an asshole who probably wouldn’t appreciate any of it.
Looks like he was dead right. He’s an asshole, but one funny asshole.
That fat bastard has undoubtedly destroyed the interior of my old house. I wonder what he has been using to polish the Corian counter top? I wish the Crazy Jamacian Man still lived next door. Fat Wierdo versus Crazy Jamacian would be a great venue for Pemberton Street Friday Night Fights. We could charge admission.
He’s a real nutjob, but so is his mother. She’s not going to press charges.
what a classic facial expression… seems to say “yeah lady, I know my penis is tiny and my fat rolls are repulsive, but my boobs are bigger than yours so get the f*ck out of here.”
Hehehe! I bet he has a thumb-sized willy!
That guy looks like he should be living on a steady diet of government cheese and sleeping in a van down by the river.
Man, that really cracked me up. You just know he has an innie. I don’t think she had to turn away, there couldn’t have been much to see. BTW: Isn’t THAT illegal, too? I mean, the guy already beat his mother to a pulp, now he could end up prosecuted as a perve. LOL.
Update: Lisa Richette passed away today.
http://www.philly.com/dailynews/local/10858147.html